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lie
2019-09-05 06:04 am (UTC)
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Hey. What's going on?
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Other than that thing they haven't talked about, obviously.
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dashing
2019-09-05 06:35 am (UTC)
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The glass orbs that serve as conduits to light the rooms here, one of them has faltered.
( a long pause before the second text comes, and extended period of "..." before finally, )
And in my attempts to release it from its fixture I may have found myself the recipient of an unexpected surge of power that gave me pause
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lie
2019-09-05 06:41 am (UTC)
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Wait a fucking minute, ma'am.
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You electrocuted yourself.
Trying to fix a lightbulb.
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dashing
2019-09-05 06:45 am (UTC)
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In fairness, it is not a task I have ever attempted before
prying it out with a knife seemed the appropriate course
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lie
2019-09-05 06:48 am (UTC)
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Nobody told you about Google?
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How did they survive with Thor, again? Oh, right. JARVIS.
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dashing
2019-09-05 06:50 am (UTC)
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Is that the appropriate device to employ?
If you advise me what a Google looks like I may be able to locate one in the apartments
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lie
2019-09-05 06:55 am (UTC)
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Don't worry about it. I'll make you a dossier.
Modern Lifestyles 101.
Next time you need a lightbulb changed, you could always phone a friend.
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dashing
2019-09-05 06:59 am (UTC)
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My world is modern. This is some far-fetched nightmare realm.
( she doesn't have a flair for the dramatic and she'll fight a hundred men if she has to in order to prove it )
This may startle you
But I am not one gifted in social graces
( she texted an acquaintance isn't that close enough )
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lie
2019-09-05 07:07 am (UTC)
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Sorry, Herian, this is a nightmare discussion free zone. The other thing, though.
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Aren't you?
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:)
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dashing
2019-09-05 07:11 am (UTC)
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( she was referring to traffic lights being very inconvenient and the lack of reputable weapon-smiths
but okay valid call )
Perhaps you are better qualified to comment than I. Self-assessment is rarely reliable.
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lie
2019-09-05 07:18 am (UTC)
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Or.
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Stop flirting with me.
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dashing
2019-09-05 07:23 am (UTC)
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What is this flirting you speak of? Is it related to Google?
( two can play this game, whippersnapper )
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[ Other than that thing they haven't talked about, obviously. ]
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( a long pause before the second text comes, and extended period of "..." before finally, )
And in my attempts to release it from its fixture I may have found myself the recipient of an unexpected surge of power that gave me pause
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You electrocuted yourself.
Trying to fix a lightbulb.
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prying it out with a knife seemed the appropriate course
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[ How did they survive with Thor, again? Oh, right. JARVIS. ]
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If you advise me what a Google looks like I may be able to locate one in the apartments
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Modern Lifestyles 101.
Next time you need a lightbulb changed, you could always phone a friend.
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( she doesn't have a flair for the dramatic and she'll fight a hundred men if she has to in order to prove it )
This may startle you
But I am not one gifted in social graces
( she texted an acquaintance isn't that close enough )
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Aren't you?
[ :) ]
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but okay valid call )
Perhaps you are better qualified to comment than I. Self-assessment is rarely reliable.
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Stop flirting with me.
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( two can play this game, whippersnapper )